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Oh boy, sleep!
That's where I'm a viking!

does not know how to change the catbox,
wash dishes, grocery shop or clean the
bathroom.
has never mopped or scrubbed the tub.

has only recently started accompanying
girlfriend to laundrymat to watch while she
washes & dries their (mostly his) clothes.
still has no clue how to fold or put them away.
will -reluctantly- cart laundry baskets in &
out of humid laundrymat and to & from car.
(girlfriend has chronic asthma & is under dr's orders
not to do any heavy lifting).

will only feed cats under duress.

does not like to cuddle...
except with aforementioned cats, who
he will NOT admit (out loud) to loving.
can only be persuaded to say they are
"a'iight".

dislikes most all of girlfriend's favorite
music & actually has had the nerve to
switch it off upon entering a room where
it was playing!!!!!

takes iBook into bathroom for
extended Diablo II sessions.

generous to a fault.

will NOT eat any fruits or veggies
& NO, french fries DO NOT COUNT
& neither do pickles or ketchup. :(

likes heath bar ice cream enough for the both of us.

does pretty fucking good imitations
of all kinds of different famous ppl,
especially jimmy stewart.
can also perform extremely filthy
versions of said imitations.

is often a big giant crab.

is lucky he is as cute as he is.
or would not get away with nearly
as much as he does.